THE SEALION AND THE ASS

from Sisters, in Santa Cruz, Bolivia

There is a sealion outside the window,
For money it cleans glass,
What an unexpected sealion,
With an unexpected ass.

He charges extra to untie knots,
He learnt that at sea,
What an unexpected sealion,
With an unexpected ass.

But his prices are reasonable,
He doesn’t know much about cash,
What an unexpected sealion,
With an unexpected ass.

His services are excellent,
I’ll use him again,
Then he’ll be expected,
And so will his ass.