IS ALFIE SLAG VICTIM?

from Sisters, in Rio Gallegos, Argentina:

POCKET size pops Alfie Patten is the victim of a scam to make a killing by screwing the media for cash, it's been claimed.
Allegations are flying the parents of 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman told her to lie about little Alfie being the spunk donor that helped make 'their' teen-mum-of-tomorrow Maisie - despite knowing he mightn't be.
Maybe. It would be depressingly unsurprising.
Biggest kiddie swindle since Shannon Matthews if it's all bollocks.
Stupid mind.
Shafting the tabloids has to up there on the dumb list with scratching your nuts with a meat cleaver.
But if the babyfaced Eastbourne 13-year-old is the father, he's more a victim of 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman.
Have you seen the size of that girl? She's like a side of beef on steroids.
As if she didn't rape the crap outta that boy.
And as for him apparently being 'distraught and devastated' at the claims someone else might Maisie's dad- can't he spot an escape route when he sees one?
Save yourself Alf!